Football Chants

Football chants are as much a part of the game as the action on the pitch. One of the great things about attending a match is that even if the game is dull you can keep yourself amused by the chants. Here are some of our favourites.

“Green in a minute, you’re going green in a minute.”
Arsenal fans welcome FC Porto's Brazilian striker Hulk to the Emirates.

“Your dad’s a cucumber, your dad’s a cucumber.”
Palace fans taunt Colchester keeper Dean Gerkin.

“Do you work at B & Q? Do you work at B & Q?”
Leicester City fans to the orange clad Blackpool supporters.

“When the ball hits your head and you’re sat in row Z, that’s Zamora.”
Safe to assume that the Spurs fans did not hold misfiring striker Bobby Zamora in the highest regard.

“We can see you holding hands.”
Aimed at Brighton fans. A reference to the city's reputation as the gay capital of the UK.

“Are you watching Macclesfield?”
Man City fans look forward to life in League One following relegation in 1998.

“You’re not singing any more.”
Cardiff’s away support was banned from attending a match at Molineux. The Wolves fans chanted this at the empty seats in the away end. Priceless!

“You don’t know what you’re doing! You don’t know what you’re doing!”
West Brom fans at Hull while a fan was proposing to his girlfriend on the pitch.

“It’s just a big f***ing pylon.”
Scottish fans visit the Eiffel Tower before France vs. Scotland in 2007.

“Sing when it’s snowing, you only sing when it’s snowing.”
Chelsea fans during the home leg of a UEFA Cup tie vs. Tromso after the first leg had been played in a snowstorm.

A blast from the past…

“Get your t*ts out for the boys.”
Regularly directed at Liverpool’s rotund midfielder Jan Molby during the Nineties.

And our all time favourite football chant...

"Two Andy Gorams, there's only two Andy Gorams.”
Celtic fans after it was reported in the press that the Rangers keeper had been diagnosed with a mild form of schizophrenia.

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