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More soccer quotes including some hilarious gems from masters of the verbal gaffe - like Ron Atkinson, Kevin Keegan and Sir Bobby Robson. Enjoy!


"And Sheffield Wednesday win 2-0, leaving the Anfield crowd brainwashed."
Stuart Hall

"He is not unused to playing in midfield, but at the same time he's not used to playing there either."
Emlyn Hughes

"That goal surprised most people, least of all myself."
Garth Crooks

"Ian Rush, deadly ten times out of ten, but that wasn't one of them."
Peter Jones

"He hit the post, and after the game people will say, well, he hit the post."
Jimmy Greaves

"I think you and the referee were in a minority of one, Billy."
Jimmy Armfield

"Newport 0, Wrexham 1. Well done the Welsh there."
Radio 2 announcer

"The penalty was a fair decision, even though it was debatable whether it was inside or outside the box."
Bobby Charlton

"Believe it or not, goals can change a game."
Mike Channon

"Ian Rush unleashed his left foot and it hit the back of the net."
Mike England

"At the end of the day, the Arsenal fans demand that we put eleven players on the pitch."
Don Howe

"Peter Shilton conceded five, you don't get many of those to the dozen."
Des Lynam

"Well Kerry, you're 19 and you're a lot older than a lot of people younger than yourself."
Mike Gray

"He had an eternity to play that ball, but he took too long over it."
Martin Tyler

"And so the fair, long hair of Adrian Heath has been thrown into the action."
Byron Butler

"Even when you're dead you shouldn't lie down and let yourself be buried."
Gordon Lee

"Butcher goes forward as Ipswich throw their last trump card into the fire."
Byron Butler

"John Lyall, very much a claret and blue man, from his stocking feet to his hair."
Peter Jones

"Billy Gilbert hit a kamikaze back pass which Justin Fashinu pounced on like a black Frank Bruno."
Ian Dark

"I've never wanted to leave. I'm here for the rest of my life, and hopefully after that as well."
Alan Shearer

"Souness' football brain working at a hundred miles an hour there."
Brian Moore

Reporter: "This might sound like a daft question, but you'll be happy to get your first win under your belt, won't you?"
Gordon Strachan: "You're right. It is a daft question. I'm not even going to bother answering that one."

"Who ever wins today will win the championship, no matter who wins."
Denis Law

"I'm not superstitious or anything like that, I'll just hope we play our best and leave it in the lap of the gods."
Terry Neill

"Bryan Robson, well, he does what he does and his future is in the future."
Ron Greenwood

"The whole team stopped as one man, but Arkwright in particular."
Brian Moore

"Well clearly Graeme it all went according to plan, what was the plan exactly?"
Elton Wellsby

"Forest are having a bad run, they've lost six matches in a row now without winning."
David Coleman

"5.3 million is a large loaf to be throwing away before a ball's been kicked."
Jimmy Greaves

"Players win games and players lose games, it's all about players really."
Bobby Ferguson

"There is no change in the top six of Division Two, except that Leeds have moved into the top six."
Fred Dinage

"I do want to play the long ball and I do want to play the short ball. I think long and short balls is what football is all about."
Bobby Robson

Interviewer: "In your new book, Pat, you've devoted a whole chapter to Jimmy Greaves."
Pat Jennings: "Yes that's right, well what can you say about Jimmy?"

"At the end of the day, it's all about what's on the shelf at the end of the year."
Steve Coppell

"...and now the Northern Ireland Manager, Billy Bingham, will have to put his thinking boots on."
BBC Radio commentator

"I am a firm believer that if you score one goal the other team have to score two to win."
Howard Wilkinson

"If you had to name one particular person to blame it would have to be one of the players."
Theo Foley

"He's got his legs back, of course, or his leg - he's always had one but now he's got two."
Bobby Robson

Dickie Davies: "What's he going to be telling his team at half time Denis?"
Denis Law: "He'll be telling them that there are 45 minutes left to play."

"Well as for Ian Rush, he's perfectly fit, apart, that is, from his physical fitness."
Mike England

"I'm not going to make it a target but it's something to aim for."
Steve Coppell

"Hodge scored for Forest after only 22 seconds, totally against the run of play."
Peter Lorenzo

"Ardiles always says, if you're confident you're totally different to the player that's lacking confidence."
Keith Burkinshaw

"The goals made such a difference to the way this game went."
John Motson

"Well we got nine and you can't score more than that."
Bobby Robson

"We could be putting the hammer in Luton's coffin."
Ray Wilkins

"You've got to believe you're going to win, and I believe we'll win the World Cup until the final whistle blows and we're knocked out."
Peter Shilton

"Football's football, if that weren't the case it wouldn't be the game that it is."
Garth Crooks

"Wolves 'keeper John Burridge has consciously modelled himself on the great Peter Shilton, same sort of hair style."
Byron Butler

"At the end of the season you can only do as well as what you have done."
Bryan Robson

"Real possession football, this. And Zico's lost it."
John Helm

"I was a young lad when I was growing up."
David O'Leary

"Being given chances, and not taking them. That's what life is all about."
Ron Greenwood

"Wilkins sends an inch perfect pass to no one in particular."
Byron Butler

"To me personally, it's nothing personal."
Ron Greenwood

"And Ritchie has now scored 11 goals, exactly double the number he scored last season."
Alan Parry

"Goalkeepers aren't born today until they're in their late 20s or 30s and sometimes not even then."
Kevin Keegan

"I felt a lump in my mouth as the ball went in."
Terry Venables

"It's always very satisfying to beat Arsenal, as indeed Arsenal would admit."
Peter Jones

"I was surprised but as I always say, nothing surprises me in football."
Les Ferdinand

"John Bond has brought in a young left sided midfield player, who, I guess, will play on the left side of midfield."
Jimmy Armfield

"One of Asa's great qualities is not scoring goals."
Roy Small

"The 33 or 34-year-olds will be 36 or 37 by the time the next World Cup comes around, if they're not careful."
Kevin Keegan

"The only thing I have in common with George Best is that we came from the same place, play for the same club and were discovered by the same man."
Norman Whiteside

"I'm not going to look beyond the semi-final - but I would love to lead Newcastle out at the final."
Bobby Robson

"Not the first half you might have expected, even though the score might suggest that it was."
John Motson

"I don't know if that result's enough to lift Birmingham off the bottom of the table, although it'll certainly take them above Sunderland."
Mike Ingham

"I'd rather play in front of a full house than an empty crowd."
Johnny Giles

"The Brazilians were South American, and the Ukranians will be more European."
Phil Neville

"One accusation you can't throw at me is that I've always done my best."
Alan Shearer

"I faxed a transfer request to the club at the beginning of the week, but let me state that I do not want to leave."
Stan Collymore

"Without being too harsh on David Beckham, he cost us the match."
Ian Wright

"I'm as happy as I can be, but I've been happier."
Ugo Ehiogu

"I definitley want Brooklyn to be christened, but I don't know into what religion yet"
David Beckham

"Steve Hodge has been unfit for two weeks, well, no, for 14 days."
Bobby Robson

"The good news for Nigeria is that they're two-nil down very early in the game."
Kevin Keegan

"What can I say about Peter Shilton? Peter Shilton is Peter Shilton, and he has been Peter Shilton since the year dot."
Bobby Robson

"The beauty of cup football is that Jack always has a chance of beating Goliath."
Terry Butcher

"It's a game we've got to win. It's also a game we've not got to lose."
Graham Taylor

"When a player gets to 30, so does his body."
Glenn Hoddle

"Today's top players only want to play in London or for Manchester United. That's what happened when I tried to sign Alan Shearer and he went to Blackburn."
Graeme Souness

"We're going to start the game at nil-nil and go out and try to get some goals."
Bryan Robson


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